thismasterpiecewilltearusapart:

Sometimes when I’m feeling really masochistic I watch J K Rowling’s speech at the Harry Potter premiere and cry

Well you’re already an alcoholic who’s experimented with her sexuality - what else can absent parents lead you towards?

Asha
3 days ago on May 12, 2012 at 10:24pm
1 week ago on May 06, 2012 at 01:31pm

shercocked:

it’s all fun and games until you run out of tea

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Food is like a really delicious hooker

Ariana

Anonymous asked: Where do you want to do American and English Literature at uni? - possible future follower

Uni of East Anglia

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me

Name: Jess
Gender: Female
Age: 17
Birth date: 21st July
Place of birth: Redhill, Surrey
Current place of residence: Bristol
Heritage: idk British?
Siblings: Older brother, Jon
Parents: um yes I have them?
Religious/Spiritual affiliation: Agnostic
Pets: None :c
Marital status: Married to Ariana
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Tattoos: Nope
Piercings:
Ears but I think they’re pretty much closed up now cause I played so much sport that they were just a hassle.
Glasses: Nope
PC or Mac: PC, sadly
Mobile phone: Blackberry
Do you believe in ghosts? Nope
Do you believe in UFOs? UFOs are like, a thing that exist? If you mean aliens then yeah I believe there’s got to be intelligent life somewhere cause this really can’t be it.

Where have you traveled? Indonesia (lived there for a while), Australia, New Zealand, Malaysia, UAE, Egypt (lived there for a while), Jordan, America, couple places in Europe, idk probably some more.
Where else can you be found on the internet? tweeter, facebook

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at least i have fictional characters to fill the empty void that is my love life

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