May 2012
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harrytomlomsom:
i dont understand how people have the energy to be angry all the time
I’ve heard disastrous gamma ray accidents can help
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Me: (Also I don't like goat's cheese I'm sorry)
Ariana: Are you retarded or are you just stupid
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mustveknockedupsunshine asked: jsyk i heard somebody that i used to know this afternoon and i BURST OUT LAUGHINGKJSDF because twinkle twinkle little star
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thismasterpiecewilltearusapart:
Sometimes when I’m feeling really masochistic I watch J K Rowling’s speech at the Harry Potter premiere and cry
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my friend said the dumbest thing to me today omg
okay so i was squealing over the little kids in the 6th form centre because, well, i have ovaries and they are tiny so and then he turns to me and puts his hand on my knee and goes “jess, when i get back from university, please don’t be the one with kids”
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okay?
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i borrowed Asha’s Native American civil rights notes and next to “young Native Americans patrolled streets in red berets” she’s written “glee bully-whips” I AM CACKLING OH MY GOD ASHA.
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thatcrazystupidlove:
Glee Cast Superlatives
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90% sure gotye stumbled upon the music for somebody that i used to know by fucking up twinkle twinkle little star
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Mum: I just want to go to bed and sleep for a month
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you know when you eat an orange and it’s a good orange with no pips so the next time you open the fridge you’re like “man that orange was good i think i’ll have another one” and then it’s RIDDLED WITH PIPS oh god it’s the fucking worst i hate my life
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