March 2012
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omg nick jonas in smash i was not expecting this help i love him
Mar 1st
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide  (via neutralsoymilkhotel)
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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accidentally in love is SUCH a good song god i’d forgotten 
Feb 29th
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Listenheartsongsforlife: Accidentally in Love by...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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zcatz replied to your post: zcatz replied to your post: my friend sent me the… I know you don’t like confrontation, but speak to him if you can (calmly). If your pissed then at least let him know so you don’t bottle it up and feel worse and more annoyed about it all. He knows I’m pissed and I’m writing a reply so I don’t say something I’ll regret over the phone.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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whenever skype asks me to update and i click ‘not now’ i always feel like a parent fending off an annoying child
Feb 29th
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zcatz replied to your post: my friend sent me the most patronising letter i’ve… Please just both of you make up. I’m fine with him until he tries to shove his warped opinions down my throat as if they were fact. Which seems to be daily atm. 
Feb 29th
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Listen 366 Days of Music Skinny Love (cover) // Ed...
Feb 29th
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my friend sent me the most patronising letter i’ve ever received earlier and now i’m pissed
Feb 29th
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cashfameandsocialchange replied to your post: c’mon god squad i need y’all to leave i wanna have… tbh if something to cure gayness requires you to get on your knees i’m a bit suspicious of it
Feb 28th
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c’mon god squad i need y’all to leave i wanna have a shower but i don’t want to have one when y’all are in the house it’d be like god was watching me
Feb 28th
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re: the god squad in our living room
mum: they'll be gone soon
mum: i hope
Feb 28th
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the noise i just made jfc
Feb 28th
“You try and steal an oyster it’ll bite your hand off then shit a pearl in...”
– Nik
Feb 28th
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Me: leave my sphincter alone!
Nik: famous last words.
Feb 28th
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“Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible...”
– Jamie Raskin, Testifying before the Maryland Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee on March 1, 2006 in response to a comment that marriage discrimination against homosexuals is required by “God’s law”. (via anticapitalist)
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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luke is my new fave modern family character i think
Feb 27th
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imtheswansonqueen replied to your post: it’s a legitimate fear of mine that chris colfer… literally was just thinking of this but about myself a few days ago. really that post is about you i just changed your name to chris’ so as not to arouse suspicion 
Feb 27th
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karpiwillpeeonyourface: can someone find me a download of the sims 1 soundtrack please never mind i found it without anyone’s help http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4473364/The_Sims_Soundtrack
Feb 27th
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can someone find me a download of the sims 1 soundtrack please
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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it’s a legitimate fear of mine that chris colfer is just gonna keep getting exponentially hotter like look at what happened in 3 years what if it keeps going
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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imtheswansonqueen replied to your post: imtheswansonqueen replied to your post:… know that i was going for an incredibly oversubscribed course so i’m not surprised and so i just need to focus on getting my grades but even though i’m working hard i’m not getting the results :( next week thurs is gonna be the worst day of my life aw man :( i will buy congratulatory chocolate next thurs ok...
Feb 27th
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imtheswansonqueen replied to your post: imtheswansonqueen replied to your post what i did… welllll i’m reppin the 3 rejections and i’ve got one left but that’s leeds and i know i’m DEF not getting in there because that was my ~*~hopeful~*~ option. i’m just really worried about getting 3As atm bcos all my subjects are hard which sux :(((((((   idk man at least you’re consistent??? ...
Feb 27th
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imtheswansonqueen replied to your post what i did to decide was i looked through uni prospectuses and saw which one had a higher number of fitter boys in the pictures but yeah i’m going on an involuntary gap year soooo yah the unis would have to have hot guys AND girls for me though and that’s difficult sigh #bisexualfirstworldproblems
Feb 27th
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bon iver song: starts playing
me: NO BON IVER i'm not sleepy or sad
Feb 27th
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